Bhelliom energy products never cease to amuse me. I have had a good number of their pills to try for a number of years, and they seem to range from the ridiculous to the downright deadly. My last pack of products I have from them is a powerful sexual pill called Vigor-Ex. While it might seem like this might be a good thing if you were going to get back with your old flame, turns out this is just supposed to make men feel...something. I mean, it is pretty obvious from the packaging that it will try to improve sex lives for men. To be specific the packaging states that it will "supercharge your love life and produce an extreme sexual experience". While it doesn't say bigger stronger or longer anywhere on the package I guess that's to be assumed.
Just to make sure, I thought I could put it to test during my last date night with the wife , which was going to include with a late night showing of Girl With Dragon Tattoo. Now, for those of you who really do live under rocks, the movie features a few titillating scenes, the bulk of the movie involves twisted family dramas, Nazis, psychopathic killers being very icky and brutal anal rape, all taking place in the very romantic backdrop of sweden in the winter (brrrr). I guess we could have seen the latest Twilight movie instead, but then I would have had to burn my eyes out to stop the pain of mormon vampire abstinance porn and that would have really been unromantic.
Instead, My wife and I popped a pill (even through it specifically said it was formulated for men), headed into our getaway hotel room and waited to see if I would explode in a vigorous fury of sexual energy. Unfortunately, instead of it keeping me UP for hours and hours, it just kept me up hours and hours. Aphrodisiac this isn't, but it worked great for a pill that will make sure you won't be able to fall asleep for a long long time.
One of the more amusing things about this package is it doesn't really give any specifics as to what it's going to do. I guess this way they can not get into any trouble when it does not do anything. until I read the ingredients, I could not tell if this was supposed to make me harder, longer, faster or even punch holes into cinderblocks. All I knew is it was supposed to make me some sort of Superman.
Part of that confusion is that they do not list their ingredients, and instead say that this is full of a fake ingredient, called Vigor-Ex. it is only upon very close inspection that you can see the real power behind this formula - in the way of an undisclosed amount of caffeine and Yohimbe.
I Hate Yohimbe.
Yohimbe is this crazy bark that is found in Africa it is a psychoactive drug which for some crazy reason is still legal - and really messes me up. I hate the stuff. It does weird and freaky things to me and the worst part is that those effects are completely normal too. Yes - yohimbe does increase your desire to have sex, and can stimulate your penis if you are having a problem getting it up. They used to prescribe the stuff before Viagra to men with erectile dysfunction. I would not mind those results - except for those damned side effects.
Side effects like nausea, high blood pressure, a racing heartbeat, dizziness, uber sexy drooling, sinus pain, irritability, headache, frequent urination, bloating, rashes, vomiting. mmm nothing says "Lets get it on" like a drooling vomiting dude with a headache.When you add in there that it will make those with PTSD and schizophrenia psychotic, causes kidney failures and heart attack, yohimbe can be some scary stuff indeed.
I can tell you that this is what Yohimbines to do me. In a big enough dose, I start to tremble - like someone walked over my grave. My skin starts to prickle up, and I get cold shivers. This is because of something else it is known for, called thermogenics. This is where your metabolism speeds up, and makes your body hot while your skin gets cold - kinda like going from the hot tub to a cold shower. It's not pleasant. But, it is a great fat burner which is the reason it is in a whole lot of fat burning products too.
Also it keeps we wide awake. When this is mixed with caffeine I know I am in for one long ass evening. While I have had stronger formulas of caffeine and yohimbe, this one still kept me awake for hours. I felt fortunate actually. Some of Bhelliom's products have the effect of turning me into a sex crazed sleep deprived jittering fool. Vigor-Ex is a much more mellow dose of chemicals. Fortunately, we had enough J& B and Grand Marnier to make for a nice time being awake until all hours of the morning - dragon tatooed Fincher films notwithstanding.
Packaging:5 Buzz:4
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