Duff Bee... Energy Drink

I was at work the other day, and before I took my afternoon nap at my desk, I thought I would take a stroll to the local mall, just to see what new exciting things might be there. Maybe step into the new Pork Chops R Us store they just opened up.

Well I was on my way out of there with a big juicy deep fried Ham-on-a-stick when I saw it - a big delicious Duff, shining out at me from a sparkling glass case. I could barely contain my glee as I skipped into the store. I leaned into the glass case and grabbed the Iced Cold Duff. Of course the glass case wasn't open, but once I wrapped my bleeding hand with a towel and paid for the stupid damages I took it back to my desk. There is nothing like drinking at work, watching your boss' envious expression as you chug three or four of these babies in front of him.

I am left musing on the unemployment line that maybe I should have shared my drinks with my boss - but I could not help it. Is it my fault that they make Duff so tasty and beautiful? (it is actually the fault of Boston America, going out on a limb and going WELL beyond what they normally do for their product tie-in drinks) I tried stopping once, but Bigredboots no function Energy Drinks well without. If I were the king of the universe and could make any drink in the whole wide world, I would make this - which is, except this saying "energy drink" and not "Beer", about as close to the real Duff that you see in TV and movies. And then I would make everything taste like strawberry Jello.

As for Energy, Duff has lots of it (120mg caffeine, 25mg ginseng, 1000mg taurine,tons of B viamins, inositol and lots and lots of sweet sweet sugar. mmmm) This gave me more energy than drinking pure Quishee Syrup! First, you get the sugar, your blood turns all tingly. With Duff Energy, as in life, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!

I saw this came in lots of flavors, Duff, Duff Light, and Duff Dry, Raspberry Duff, Lady Duff and Tartar Control Duff. Duff tastes like Tang and is very orangey. I Love oranges. Love is like an orange. First, you have the skin... then the sweet, sweet innards...

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