Monday, July 7, 2008

Monster Black Ice Slurpee

Summertime means many things. For some, it is the start of swimming pools, relaxing days on the beach and warm sunset walks. For others it is headaches of having to look after bored kids, turning on the AC and sunburns. For me, the Summer is Slurpee season, the time of year when I find myself staring at the 7-Eleven stores in my area salivating for icy cool refreshment.

Slurpee has been around a long time - over 40 years. 7-Eleven actually began selling frozen carbonated drinks two years before coming up with the Slurpee moniker in 1965, named for the straw’s slurping sound. I have since found my favorite machine filled with all sorts of wonders, from watermelon-banana to Halo3 flavors. Starting this year - I have seen some very surprising and very delicious choices appear. First, in April, they released Amp Energy Freeze - an energy drink slurpee. Later, there was the full throttle variety ( 2 flavors, actually) and finally now their best flavor yet, Monster Black Ice. Along with the drink is some very cool cups and even an awesome aluminum straw just perfect for getting cooled off. Monster's graphics team was able to create a special "M" claw logo that suggests the icy coldness of a SlurpeeThere is a cool 3d claw reaching form the drink - and my favorite part - the drink itself is black. Maybe a tinge purple, but for all intents and purposes, this is the first black Slurpee in its history. This is also monster's first non canned drink. All others have been drank out of aluminum, and with their cool metal straw you can make this one just as metallic.

And like the other energy drink flavors, this one actually packs a punch too! Using Monsters proprietary blend of energy drink stuff, they pack all the good stuff in here. Their cool 32 ounce Slurpee cup has 252 calories and 168mg of caffeine. They also have 1000 mg of taurine. inositol, vitamin b, niacin, l-carnatine, gluroconactone, etc... in there too. If the caffeine does not wake you up, the sugar content and frozen awesomeness will perk you up without question.

17 comments:

Woyvel said...

I love the black ice slurpee, but it turns my poop bright green! I'm not ...kidding.

Jared said...

yeah mine too

Woah G! said...

I almost had a heartattack after gulping down a 48oz black ice slurpee! it's good shit.

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear I'm not the only one w/ the bright green poo after the release of the Black Ice.
Oh well... I'm goin' back tomorrow for round 2.

Anonymous said...

THIS STUFF TURNED MY POOP GREEN! no joke

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, oh man... you guys are right on about that green poop!

Anonymous said...

I just did a search and found this sight - ME TOO with the green poop. Gald to see its not just me - but I feel like we should alert the government or something. Green Poop afterall is quite bizarre

Anonymous said...

OMG! I had green poop too. It turned the water green too. Yeah... not so sure this is the healthiest thing to drink! LOL

Anonymous said...

agreed on the bright green poop... that slurpee has been the only change in my diet. i'm gonna switch to the mountain dew flavor and hope for a change. slurpee is my only indulgence.

Anonymous said...

hey guys.
well, i confirmed that tonight, about 10 minutes ago.. i have a pix, and sent it to a hole bunch of friends! green POOP!
i wanna go for YELLOW! BANNANA flavor!? maybe Cherrie? RED!YEAH!!! lets DO IT! WOOOH!

Anonymous said...

Haha, thats funny, my poo is a teal color. I don't think thats a good thing, but I can't stop drinking the slurpees. I even have two of the three types of 3D cups, and a black metal straw. The cups are really cool looking, and the straw gets really cold (its nice in this California heat!). Anyways teal colored poo...weird huh? LOL!

Anonymous said...

MEEEEEE TOOOOOO.
Did anyone notice that if you drink massive ammounts of Diet Mountain Dew ( and maybe regular, I usually drink diet ) the green leaches out around my toenails. I always wear white socks & If I've been drinking lots of Dew, I get neon green toenail outlines inside my socks. Has anyone seen that? I drink a lot of dew & wear clean socks every day. Scary thought, when I die & the cut me open, I'll look like an alien, all green inside & out. probably some Cheeto fluorescent orange in there too.
Image being the first guy to go the autopsy on a guy who loved Monster Slurpees & Cheetos

Anonymous said...

i love the black ice slurpee. if only monster BROUGHT IT OUT IN CAN FORM SINCE THOSE !?!*&% AT 7-11 DISCONTINUED IT.......at least they did at mine. Bastards....

Anonymous said...

Gots the green poo.... Mor black ice please.

daviddscientist7 said...

omg. i drank a bunch yesterday and my poo was dark green. funny stuff. i think its hilarious. lol.

Anonymous said...

Freak out for a second....I was thinking of all the stuff I drank and ate and I said it has to be the monster slurpee. I had to google it and good thing that was it or if not i would be worried xD my green poo looked like slime haha

Anonymous said...

Hey people 4 real! Please find a way to make this a can version. EVERYONE I know loves it, and 7/11 got rid of it from the slupee machine!!!

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